The live of Auda.[]
His birth was something amazing.[]
So sayeth the keeper of Funnyjunk's /anime/'s history: The Dear plebian Auda was born inside of a log cabin beneath Funnyjunk's most sacred mountain, where upon the moment he came into this world, a shooting star brought forth a spontaneous change from winter to summer, and for the icing on the birthday cake: A double rainbow.
He cured dwarfism.
In 2012, Funnyjunk held something known as the admin is a fag. Out of kindness, the Dear Auda invented a miracle cure for “shortness” and handed out pamphlets to recruit any pint-sized Funny Junkers to receive treatment prior to the event.
The dwarfism vaccine turned out to be a nice dose of deportation to uninhabited boards, effectively removing the short folks from the gene pool.
Auda becomes the world's largest buyer of Johnnie Walker and El Dorado.[]
Much like Irish people, Scottish people and Russian people, Auda was a vivid drinker, so he imports approximately $750.000 worth of alcoholic beverages each 24 hours. In fact: He is the biggest single buyer of Johnnie Walker and El Dorado.
Activities on the board.[]
Common activies of Auda on the board consist of:
- Photoshop threads (do not contain Leal)
- Random threads
- Shitposts
Common facts about Auda
- He never pooped (perhaps that contributed to his awesome health).
- He wrote over 1,500 books in a three year time-span.
- He wrote six full operas that are considered by experts to be the best six operas ever created.
- The first time he played golf in 1994, he shot 11 hole-in-ones and was 38 under par (verified by all of his bodyguards, no less). From there, he nearly always shot several hole-in-ones any time he golfed.
- He began walking at just three weeks old and could fluently speak at just eight weeks old.
- People the world over receive plastic surgery to try to look more like him His hair and clothing styles are also widely mimicked.
- His birthday is highly celebrated throughout the world.
- He had the ability to control the weather and it usually reflected his moods.
- He invented hamburgers as a way to provide a new tasty food for his awesome people.
- He is 20% helium.
- In the bible it is mentioned that if Auda would have had a cat he would call it Chairman Miauw.