One day, George the hungry barbarian tried to molest a turtle in the streets of Harlem. The cops caught him so now he has to do community service. He decided to help the public by being a kindergarden teacher. Throughout your adventures as the turtle fetished war hero, you have the choice of five heroines: Niggertron the clumsy yet good hearted, Rammus-chan the shy and moe as fuck, Saberclaw the tsundere that gets hit by a bus (GOOD END), Facerape the horse penetrator futa that loves trains, and MingMing the squinty eye. Who will you choose? Stay tuned to 4kids.